do not attempt to adjust your dials. your computer is working flawlessly. this is a public service announcement: with guitars! dr. shredmor has wormed his way into your little slice of the web! like a twinkie with a halo storm in it, the true way of the worm shall be revealed to those who do not seek. i am a symtom of the moral decay that is gnawing at the heart of the country! embrace the infection! stay tuned for more broadcasts from the bowels! as proof of the dis cord i offer you proof: dogs and cats - SLEEPING TOGETHER!!! mutate now to win! dr. shredmor.
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MASS HYSTERIA!!!!!!!!
Sure, my girlfriend sleeps above the covers, FOUR FEET above the covers…
-M
I can’t say I’m surprised to see Team Mutant critters brainwashed in such a way. Maybe it is all the beer. I always thought Sally and Cody seemed kind funny - funny weird, not funny haha.
-A
who is this Dr. Shredmore??? profiling all the information available in the image I’d guess this much…
power animal: shop cat
Dr. Shredmor, Dr. srekmor, Dr. Smikmor. Who are you and what have you done to these poor animals…Smokey thinks the pussy looks good!
-Nooner
worry not about the animals! the are only tools….tools of the conspiracy! worry about YOURSELF human, lest i cast the withering rays of my third un-lidded eye upon you! do you want a glimse of your fate? rent “a scanner darkly” and watch it twice! do not tempt me human…….
Dr.S, I have not seen your name in print for, oh 13 yrs. How can I know you are not an imposter? I challenge you to answer 2 questions. If your reponses are true, assimilation of TBS memebers is possible.
The test: Back in the late 1900’s there was a reputable but short lived ‘zine published in a small AZ mountain town. In that ‘zine, the real Dr. Shedmor provided instruction on how to wow friends and scare pedestrians with a cool and scary bike manuver (first pulled off in 1988). Your test, answer me this: What was the name of the ‘zine? What famous bike trick did Dr.Shedmor reveal in said ‘zine?
Shred forth and conquer!
ah, yes, said zine was, and still is distributed in this {the 43rd.} dimension! it was “dirtness” and the move was “the kippered herring” written by one steve garro of flagstaff, a long-time desciple who is currently mutating into a new, herefore unseen lifeform! mutate now to win, children of the apocalypse! dr. shredmor
some one had better be able to produce a copy of that for my review!
I wonder what you call the move McD pulled last night riding his fixie off a stage with two 18 inch drops…
-M
a “Mc D”. the doctor.
I think I mutated a little this morning cometothinkofit. After a bacon burger, fixie trialsing, optimator, banana waffles, and coffee I felt like i was trying to pop a champagnee bottle with the wire still on it.
-M
banana waffles?! dudeimissedout! for breakfast i had half a port of sub, milk, lots coffee prior to that.
SAS has original copy of the first two issues of Dirtness. you can check for yisself after pouring over maps friday night at the Emily St. Lounge, but Dr. Shredmore appears to be legit…
Hmmmmmmmmm?
Griss,