Well, Well, Well
This hombre might be goin legit…I might have a ski patrol position at one of the Tahoe locals! I put in an app. for a volunteer position a few months back…they actually want to give some duckets, you know green backs, currency, cashola, pesos, or whatever you wanna call it. Takin that chump change to the bank biaaaatches! Anyway, I have to do a ski test with the higher ups, the brass. They asked me if I can ski the 58’s - the Pallisades, I said, “if you magically put some snow on those bithces, then I’ll drop the knee down those f—ers.” Just kiding, didn’t speak the mind, but I wanted to!
So the benifits for me - I get a free ski pass, which I already have - I think I’ll get one for a friend or family memeber next season if I so choose to do it again, which I will - I get to ride a mobile, which I’ve never done(no comments from the peanut gallery McD) - I get promotional points for the fire service (CDF), f–ya - I get to ski the mountain and be cool with a white cross on my back, respect fools, you dig - the best reason for last, I’ll get to blooooow shiiiit uuuuup! Legitimately of course…I hope this blog doesn’t get my Brown Ass in trouble.
Needless to say I’ve been doin laps, tunin up the skills to impress those guys…they all seem pretty cool so far - wish me luck compadres!
-Nooner
Sweet, we know we can’t get our tickets cliped when the nooninator’s on patrol!
-M
ps it is possible to give your posts a title other than ‘the bacon strip’ you know. (dingleberry)
i assumed Nooner just loves the title. it is catchy.
congrats on the potential new job! i’m sure you’ll make a bang-up slope cop. next thing you know you’ll be guiding in those helio operations, and doing snowcross on mobiles. it all looks fun, like too much fun.
keep us posted, amigo.
J.r.
Funny thing about people who use snowmobiles to go skiing…eventually a lot of ‘em forget to bring skis.