31
Jan
07

Daily Gross-Out

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During my last sesh as the Midnight Bathroom Remodeler, I removed the tub drain and associated hardware, the better to protect it from the caustic rain of mortar while I was tiling the showerhead area. I was prepared to find the overflow drain covered in hard water deposits, etc. but what I wasn’t prepared for was the fact that it was nearly clogged with 55 years worth of sludge, undifferentiated glottz, toxic funk, and 5.8 million of the previous residents’ PUBES. I found an old cooking pot in the attic disinfected the whole works by boiling it in 5% bleach.

Just thought you’d all like to know that.

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5 Responses to “Daily Gross-Out”


  1. 1 wolfy Jan 31st, 2007 at 8:07 pm

    No photo?

    -M

  2. 2 Japhy rider Jan 31st, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    you should’ve cloned one of those hairs, just for shits & giggles. a house of ???

    after a week of sloth, Strippers have rallied with a flurry of posts. oh the excitment!

  3. 3 wolfy Feb 1st, 2007 at 5:46 am

    i just realized that you can disinfect a pube up one side and down the other, but that ain’t gonna turn it into a shank off fucking goldilocks. It’ll still be a pube.
    What if you put an accent on the e, pubay sounds kinda french and exotic.

    -M

  4. 4 dr.shredmor Feb 1st, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    remember, kids, you can get that shit soooo shiny when your’e polishing a turd!

  5. 5 SphincterBoy Feb 1st, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Pictures to follow. Of the BATHROOM, not the sludge.

    I have little doubt that the French DO have a graceful term for that. Coiffure d’amour or something.

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