The Bacon Strip

7 Responses to “PeaCake Report Preview”

1. 1 japhyrider May 18th, 2007 at 11:50 am

   hahahaha, just looked at the pics, Wolfy, and noticed the previous posts pic and saw i was wearing the same woolie a year ago on the same ride. guess i should change my clothes on occasion…

   thanks for bringing me breakfast in bag.

   Japhy rider

2. 2 Robert Payne May 18th, 2007 at 11:56 am

   May the goddess of Peavine continue to pour down upon all of your pancakes.

3. 3 taldor May 18th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

   Two firsts for me after this morning’s Peavine Breakfast Smorgassboard:

   1) My urine smelled like bacon when I got home
   2) I had to peel a small piece of bacon fat off my forehead in the shower

4. 4 Wolfy May 18th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

   I wasn’t going to say anything, but my crap smelled like bacon too. That was pretty strange.

   Lesson learned. 2.5 # of bacon is waaaaayyy to much for 4 guys and one dog. Toolie is probably going to chew a hole in Oso’s ass today.

   -M

5. 5 taldor May 18th, 2007 at 1:15 pm

   Toolie Tongue Darts!!

6. 6 localcrew May 20th, 2007 at 5:24 pm

   Wow . . . took only 3 comments to go from bacon-scented pee pee to rim jobs for rover; thus proving the shortest distance from tasteless to disgusting is ALWAYS the bacon strip.

7. 7 localcrew May 20th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

   Just realized that the bacon you smelled in your offal was likely due to using the left-over grease as chamois butter not to your girly-man portion (I think you only ate 6 pieces).

   And while I’m at it, anybody with me on a motion to change the official spelling of “chamois” to “shammy.” It would make the TBS rally cry look way better in print:

   Pull it up and tuck in tight
   We’ll go riding day or night
   Fast or slow, track or trail
   Jam that pad deep in your tail
   Check your shammy for a strip
   If it aint’ there, you didn’t rip.

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