Comments on: PeaCake Report Preview

By: localcrew

localcrew — Mon, 21 May 2007 04:12:32 +0000

Just realized that the bacon you smelled in your offal was likely due to using the left-over grease as chamois butter not to your girly-man portion (I think you only ate 6 pieces).

And while I’m at it, anybody with me on a motion to change the official spelling of “chamois” to “shammy.” It would make the TBS rally cry look way better in print:

Pull it up and tuck in tight
We’ll go riding day or night
Fast or slow, track or trail
Jam that pad deep in your tail
Check your shammy for a strip
If it aint’ there, you didn’t rip.

By: localcrew

localcrew — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:24:17 +0000

Wow . . . took only 3 comments to go from bacon-scented pee pee to rim jobs for rover; thus proving the shortest distance from tasteless to disgusting is ALWAYS the bacon strip.

By: taldor

taldor — Fri, 18 May 2007 21:15:04 +0000

Toolie Tongue Darts!!

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Fri, 18 May 2007 20:59:00 +0000

I wasn’t going to say anything, but my crap smelled like bacon too. That was pretty strange.

Lesson learned. 2.5 # of bacon is waaaaayyy to much for 4 guys and one dog. Toolie is probably going to chew a hole in Oso’s ass today.

-M

By: taldor

taldor — Fri, 18 May 2007 20:19:40 +0000

Two firsts for me after this morning’s Peavine Breakfast Smorgassboard:

1) My urine smelled like bacon when I got home
2) I had to peel a small piece of bacon fat off my forehead in the shower

By: Robert Payne

Robert Payne — Fri, 18 May 2007 19:56:10 +0000

May the goddess of Peavine continue to pour down upon all of your pancakes.

By: japhyrider

japhyrider — Fri, 18 May 2007 19:50:03 +0000

hahahaha, just looked at the pics, Wolfy, and noticed the previous posts pic and saw i was wearing the same woolie a year ago on the same ride. guess i should change my clothes on occasion…

thanks for bringing me breakfast in bag.

Japhy rider