Comments on: Wakey wakey, cakes ‘n’ bakey!

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:15:13 +0000

I’m rather ashamed I didn’t think of Wake-N-Bacon.

Next year!

-M

By: SphincterBoy

SphincterBoy — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:01:36 +0000

What’s that? Wake-n-bake?

Wolfy it’s a good thing you don’t have to make your living rappin’…

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Tue, 22 May 2007 20:14:32 +0000

Might stop by the GB, but I want to make the Reno Bike Project Meeting @ Silver Peak @ 8:30. Perhaps Beers on the patio @ SP just before the RBP meeting?

Who’s Sir Mixalot? I thought that was a Johnathan Colton song?

-M

By: localcrew

localcrew — Tue, 22 May 2007 19:35:30 +0000

First of all: Wolfy, you’re a lyrical gangstah. Straight up. That’s some dope shit. Thanks to you, I’ve got Sir Mix A Lot jammed in my head.

#2) McD, you are a truly generous soul. I would slip into your pants with honor .. . wait, that sounds sorta weird . . . Uh, yeah, cook pot. How ’bout that cook pot. I can come pick it up, or arrange a post ride swap or something . .. What’s going on with this evening? Beers at Great Basin? Could swap there.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 22 May 2007 16:04:16 +0000

Awesome adventure! Looks like a lot of fun.

By: japhyrider

japhyrider — Tue, 22 May 2007 06:47:12 +0000

if you show up at 0600 on the mountain in a pair of surf trunks in chilly dawn temps, i’ll offer in the most down home baconstrip sort of fashion my B.D.U.’s to keep you warm till the sunrise and pancake cookin’ griddle arrives…

gud times, amigos. what’s next, GIRO de CARSON?! say, mid July or early August? sounds like a perfect acid test for the VT125. 2 days, 150 miles of dirt, 60% trail, 100% BS!

thanks for trekkin’ that kitchen up there, M.C. how do i get your cook pot back to you?

J.r.

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Mon, 21 May 2007 17:41:31 +0000

I like pan CAKES andIcannotLie…
Al you otherbrothers can’y DE-Nie…
When Mrs. B walks up with her itty bitty waist
and her maply but in your face
You get SPRUNG
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that cake was stuffed (with baocn and Butter)
Deep in the bottle she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butter you got
Make Me so hungry
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my belly
Well use me use me cuz you aint that aunt Jamima…

By: localcrew

localcrew — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:38:21 +0000

Thanks for the post, props, and pics, Wolfy. I’m glad you pointed out that we found the gents together under the pine tree-McD lying there in his fast-wicking boxers (the ones with the special strip-repellant inner coating) and Taldor wearing McD’s pants. WTF? was my first thought, followed quickly by WWJD? All I know is “Bacon” is part of the answer.

BUT! We can’t miss out on a critical learning opportunity, namely this: Ever suffer from shitty pancakes from left-over or partially hydrated flapjack batter? Well, fear not, and suffer no more, thanks to the magical power of longhammer. Even if your pancake mix looks like a pile of bear scat, Longhammer will bring it back. Fluffy, bacon-impregnated cakes were ours to enjoy thanks to the restorative properties of said nectar.