The Bacon Strip

9 Responses to “no pressure on my genitals”

1. 1 bustigator Sep 5th, 2007 at 8:17 am

   I will go with the sheepskin version and of course Commando. That would feel veerrryyy niiiccceee! Ahhhh. It would also make for good chamois squeezins’

2. 2 Jeff Sep 5th, 2007 at 10:13 am

   What if you crash? Can you become trapped between the two lobes? It could be embarrassing in the emergency room if you were sitting there with your seat and seat post still attached to your groin!

3. 3 Red Beard Sep 5th, 2007 at 11:34 am

   Dudes!

   I just passed one of these on the streets in DC, laughed so hard, we called it simply the “gluteus maximus.”

4. 4 Wolfy Sep 5th, 2007 at 11:48 am

   I actually like the two sheepskin dealies more. I’m thinking you attach them to a brazier as an “external augmentation accessory.” Then when you slip your hand under the blouse(second base) you aren’t met with the surprise of a hand full of tissue or Victoria’s ittybitty Secret, but an nice fluffy squeeze of almost heaven.

   -M

5. 5 Sean Sep 5th, 2007 at 11:54 am

   brazier = small grill, e.g. for satays at Bangkok
   brassiere = home of the holy grail for adolescent boys everywhere
   Sean = pedantic fuck (and I’m more of an ass man anyway)

6. 6 Wolfy Sep 5th, 2007 at 3:52 pm

   Turns out there’s an ass in brASSiere after all!

   -M

7. 7 dhreno Sep 6th, 2007 at 7:17 am

   This thing was marketed some years ago as “The Bummer” - true story.

8. 8 Quinn Sep 11th, 2007 at 8:03 am

   Sweeeeeeeet! I was never able to get ahold of the version Specialized put out, but have always wanted one!

9. 9 Gris' Sep 12th, 2007 at 3:50 pm

   I was thinking about a new seat for my cross bike, I think that would work real well.

   GBG,

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