a cowboy, a gangster, and Chuck Norris were sitting around camp shit talking about who was tougher.
the cowboy says, “this bull was raising hell, stampeding right for me. i grabbed it by the horns, wrestled it to the ground, and slit it’s throat.”
“thas nothin,” the gansta says. “some punkass tried to run me down in the street. i dodged the fender, grabbed the wheel, an ran a shiv through his throat.”
Chuck Norris stood there, stirring the campfire coals with his dick, didn’t say anything.
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I think Chuck Norris McD could be a good name…
If Chuck Norris can stir a campfire with his Johnson, does that mean that his pubs are made of asbestos? What does burning Chuck Norris hair smell like? These are just some of the things I think about all day. What is it you’re doing in WY again? I thought it had something to do with work.
- SAS
Work is overrated, keep the jokes coming! I guess you need to consider who this is coming from!?
-Nooner