a cowboy, a gangster, and Chuck Norris were sitting around camp shit talking about who was tougher.
the cowboy says, “this bull was raising hell, stampeding right for me. i grabbed it by the horns, wrestled it to the ground, and slit it’s throat.”
“thas nothin,” the gansta says. “some punkass tried to run me down in the street. i dodged the fender, grabbed the wheel, an ran a shiv through his throat.”
Chuck Norris stood there, stirring the campfire coals with his dick, didn’t say anything.
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More stickers!!! Catch me @ imperial tonight if u want some!!
-m
just a quick pic from riding Sunday with Nooner on the Hall Ranch - Fiddle Ck Ridge- N Yuba Trails. all in all, about 17 miles with just a bit of highway between trailheads. the rest was out of the saddle standing climbing in direct sun with bugs trying their best to enter my lungs, carrying, flying downhill, surprise! switchbacks, and gnarly up down up down exposure of the NYT.
did i mention it was warm? most trails were littered with loose rock and other F.O.D., exposed, and much of it very tight single track. the ride had a palatable feeling of adventure!
most notable, the trails were absolutely empty. didn’t even see the easter bunny!
did i mention it was warm?
can’t wait to do it again either, maybe an out and back the Saturday of the Banff Film Festival viewings at the Yuba Theater. any takers? drive out Friday night, maybe catch those movies too. roll home Sunday? what say, anyone for a whatthefuck out and back ride from Rocky Rest C.G., up the N. Yuba Trail to Hall’s Ranch and down Fiddle Ck Ridge, then sort of backtracking by going to the north end of the Hall Ranch Trail, climbing that back to Fiddle Ck Ridge and descending the way we’d come? I’d say 8ish hours, lots of fun.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the tee shirts, pennant flags, banners, stickers, etc… of the team that didn’t win the championship? Well in most cases they are sent to a developing country, a downtrodden society, or……. send a handful of them with Pyro for distribution in South America. I view these stickers as a collectors item, one could say an error card. One week until Futalafu.
And i got this little love note from my secret admirer too… Will be down in carson to drop some off for jmoser this afternoon.
I just heard about this on NPR and with the glories of international firewalls I am unable to completely view this website. Check it out. Finally, a publication for us carnivores.
http://www.meatpaper.com/
Sizzling hot bacon for March 10th through March 19th:
Been meaning to post this for a while now. This is my sister and bro-in-law’s fridge. Viva las love!!
-m
That’s Stubbie, the smoothest biker you’ll meet, badass alpine shredder, in the resort and B/C and a beer drinking extraordinaire!!!
So I took a much needed break from the bike, in particular, the 1speed! Last night my buddy Greg (Stubby) called and told me to meet him at Aarons in the A.M. From there we headed west on I-80 to Cisco Grove, parked, and did the giant slog up to Signal Pk We thought we were going to ski the north shot on the backside, but noticed if we did another short traverse, we could scrounge a lil more vert out of it. So of course, we said, let’s do it, and screw the skins let’s just boot pack up this bitch! By the time we got to the top it was a freaking blizzard out! Which was off and on… bluebird, blizzard, bluebird, blizzard…We waited for Mr. Sunshine and sure enough he came. We ended up skiing down an east face that was one of the sickest “Warren Miller Style” screw that, “Powder Whore Style” lines that I skied this year. Well, maybe not that big, those guys go big! Nonetheless, it was fanfuckintabulous anyway! Smokey and Salomon’s lines were pretty sick too. Not bad for a few mutts and some old dogs! Ha! We dropped it like it’s hot, dropped it like it’s hot! So what we skied down we had to skin up, another freaking slog fest! When we got to the top we finished off our vittles and waited out the blizzard again… and guess who decided to show his bright face? That’s right, Mr. Sunshine… so we strapped our shit up nice and tight and skied another sick line down the south face of Signal Pk and took the long semi-downhill traverse back to the car… this was were Smokey and Salomon were really able to show off the speed and not so graceful agility… I think they got broke the fuck off, well, so did Greg and Aaron and I!!!
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