Bacon Floss
also available - bacon mints, bacon toothpicks & bacon beans
Another fine swine-flavored product for your consumptive needs…what better motivation do you need to maintain your dental health? I think I’ll order a few rolls today and keep one in every jacket pocket, one in my ski pack, and another for my bikepack.
i’d probably end up eating bacon flavored dental floss
how about bacon flavored GU? wait, that’d probably just be grease from the 24 hour kitchen griddle
Hey, you can make your own bacon-flavored GU. Fry some bacon, pour off the grease into a used GU packet, add a little rice-bran and glucose, and away you go! Using this mid-race will absolutely prevent aerobic-threshold breakdown by nauseating you and forcing you to stop for several minutes.
Hey, there is a ‘disgusting’ tag, you know…
believe it or not, but I have a page from a magazine from WIRED that is a little review of this stuff pinned up in my office. People send me bacon things…
-M