TBS Fatwa #1: Vanquish the Antibaconite!
We here are The Bacon Strip have had a Manifesto
since day one, so it only stands to reason that we also begin at sometime to issue Fatwas as well. Today’s Lucky recipient is this Antibaconite SWINEDOG who sings about the end of bacon.
You won’t be shaking that oversized taint with our army or tiretracks across your face smart guy. Watch your back. TBS and the salami fighting association are coming for you.
-M
Special thanks to Baconier @robertpayne for bringing this atrocity to my attention. You will be rewarded with 72 fresh organic free-range pork bellies in the afterlife.
What an atrocity!! This video should be pulled immediately. No more bacon? No more sausage? What, do they want me to starve??
You can have your pork bellies, just don’t take my lucky charms beyatch!
I have the Bacon Taliban on this as we speak. I will keep everyone posted on the status and/or location of this Osama Bin Bacon. bustigator out
“one life at a time, please.” i’m hungry.