Dr. Shredmore forwarded this tasty vittle, - sching! whatthe?, oooonnnoooooo
i’ll try to remember this next time i work with rotating machinery AND drink beer.
right now it just makes me wanna go shred.
Japhy rider
Archive for the 'Disgusting' Category
01
May
Hunza Hitora disc rotor?
18
Apr
“stupid should hurt”
spoof? the news said a zoo veterinarian in Taiwan was tending to a sick crocodile when… SNAP! it sure looks unlikely that the rest of the body will get the hand back…
wellll, only after shooting the croc a few times to piss it off, the hand was retrieved and reattached to the zoo keeper. no shit. that’s too bad - “stupid should hurt”
drooooooppppp iiiitttttt, droooppp itt!!! how do you say “dude, watch this…” in Taiwanese?
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
some road warriors with AZ roots went out on a limb to visit our adobe and shred the trails on Peavine. Stephen “the most widely sighted Coconino rider ever” and his super cool single speeding wife Lex got a good sample of our local trails, and probably more than an ear-full of how rad i think riding bikes around here is.
thanks for stopping in to visit! we’ll look forward to news about the rest of their biking and winery road trip. meeting friends of friends, riding bikes and sharing beers and tall tales of misadventure - the network grows! late Sunday morning they rolled out of town with a growler of Risky Biscuit barley wine and a belly full of the Pnuematic’s walnut waffles. now how’s that for local flavor?
See you in the mountains!
Japhy rider
31
Jan
Daily Gross-Out
During my last sesh as the Midnight Bathroom Remodeler, I removed the tub drain and associated hardware, the better to protect it from the caustic rain of mortar while I was tiling the showerhead area. I was prepared to find the overflow drain covered in hard water deposits, etc. but what I wasn’t prepared for was the fact that it was nearly clogged with 55 years worth of sludge, undifferentiated glottz, toxic funk, and 5.8 million of the previous residents’ PUBES. I found an old cooking pot in the attic disinfected the whole works by boiling it in 5% bleach.
Just thought you’d all like to know that.
24
Jan
Fabulous Floyd’s
So a few years back Smella and I were at this weird little junk shop in Hazen Station NV, which is on alt 95 between Ferntucky, NV and Fallabamma, NV. We were poking around and talking to the owner and his little 10 year old son was running around.
These two strange older gentlemen came in and poked around and chatted a bit. One was extra strange wearing super short cut-offs and running shoes w/o socks. We bought some stupid piece of junk and moved on.
Got a call from the sherif when we got back after we’d gone to bed and had been asleep for an hour or so. Seems old-weird-cut-off dude was having a little private personal artifact showing with the owner’s 10 year old son while no one was looking. Aparently he hadn’t anything on under those cut-offs…
Long story short: as Soma was leaving after we had Paninis this afternoon at Michael’s Deli next to College Cyclery, old-weird-cut-off dude sat down at the next table.
Floyd’s not feeling so fabulous right about now.
-M
21
Jan
Bacon Strip Balderdash
This game kicks ass.
-M
04
Nov
A strip O bacon
This was tha race in Cool CA, 04′. Yes it is mostly blood with a little mud mixed in. ‘Sportin the full beard too!
18
Oct
The Debt Collector
Think this thing could take a pit bull? Reportedly, an American kid let one of these into his tent while camping, and it proceeded to eat him. That’s gotta just be bad luck though, I think that anything requiring a chain and Hannibal mask is a pet worth keeping.
Thought you all would like to see a little old school Shawn. The cross up is circa ‘85. I’m especially proud of the trucker hat. Old school or way ahead of my time? The rasberry and broken hand are from Mammoth ‘97. All the assorted scabs just made it funnier.
13
Oct
K’n A and T’n Names
this is a man posessed! who knew? - ridin’ heavy, squishy, slow mountian bikes was such good conditioning for xracing? Ol’1eye is cleaning house and leavin’ everything out on the course, including some skin…
11
Oct
Freaking Norwegians
What do a barnyard and a Danish Brothel have in common?
-M
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