Bacon Saves Socks
Wolfy
By way of telling you a little bit about myself I’ve posted this survey I completed a number of years ago. I’ll update it at some point, but it’ll mostly stay the same. Enjoy:
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- What time did you get up this morning?
- 6:15, barely.
- Diamonds or pearls?
- Diamonds for belly button rings, pearl for anything else.
- What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
- Kis Kis Bang Bang. Highly entertaining.
- What is your favorite TV show?
- Family Guy.
- What did you have for breakfast?
- A mini croisant, coffee, Malto-o-mean honeygrahms.
- What is your middle name?
- Eugene, Great Uncle.
- What is your favorite cuisine?
- The Burito.
- What foods do you dislike?
- Brussel sprouts, KimChee, snails.
- What is your favorite type of music?
- Anything but Bluegrass, Radio Country, and Shakira.
- What kind of car do you drive?
- fixed Bianche San Jose.
- Favorite Sandwich?
- Fabuloue Floyd’s.
- What characteristics do you despise?
- Hypocrisy, and self-loathing.
- Favorite item of clothing?
- My Vulture beanie, and if it weren’t for the issue of nipple chafing, my Carhardt Overalls.
- If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you NOT go?
- Washington D.C.
- What color is your bathroom?
- Mostly Pepto Pink.
- Favorite brand of clothing?
- Patagucci.
- Where would you retire?
- You know, wherever…
- Favorite time of the day?
- =0:00 hours
- Where were you born?
- North America.
- Favorite sport to watch?
- You play sports and watch cartoons.
- Who do you least expect to send this back?
- My dad.
- Person you expect to send it back first?
- Tongaroo.
- What laundry detergent do you use?
- Method Tripple concentrated.
- Coke or Pepsi?
- They are indistinguishable.
- Are you a morning person or night owl?
- Both.
- What size shoe do you wear?
- US men’s 11.5 or 12, Climbing shoe 45.
- Do you have pets?
- Yes, a dog, a cat.
- Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with everyone?
- I think I’m going to fart.
- What did you want to be when you were little?
- Writer.
- Your favorite Candy Bar?
- Nestle Crunch.
- What is your best childhood memory?
- What are the different jobs you have had in your life?
- Childcare worker, Scorekeeper, Filing system installer, Sportswear salesman, Pizza tosser, Dor Cafeteria manager, Labtech, labtech, Freelance Journalist, labtech.
- What color underwear are you wearing?
- Grey.
- Nicknames:
- Wolfy, Tchotchky, and MH.
- Eye Color?
- blue.
- Ever been to Africa?
- No.
- Ever been toilet papering?
- Yes.
- Loved someone so much it made you cry?
- Yes.
- Croutons or bacon bits?
- Both.
- Favorite day of the week?
- Any day I’m not working.
- Favorite restaurant?
- Frontier Restaurant in Albuquerque.
- Favorite flower?
- Yes honey those are nice…
- Favorite ice creams?
- Hypothetically: Bryers Mint Chocolate w/o the chocolate chips.
- Wisney or Warner Brothers?
- Warner Brothers.
- Favorite fast food restaurant?
- Super Burito.
- What color is your bedroom carpet?
- White Oak.
- How many times did you fail your driver’s test?
- one.
- Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
- Dirty Frank.
- At which store would you max out your credit card?
- REI
- What do you do most often when you are bored?
- Open cans of worms.
- What is your bedtime?
- When there’s a compelling reason to go to bed.
- Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?
- Until now, me.
- Last person you went to dinner with?
- Smella.
- Ford or Chevy?
- Ford
- What are you listening to right now?
- Miles Davis Flamenco Sketches, Kind of blue.
- What is your favorite color?
- Anything in the visible spectrum reflected by the above ground portion of an aspen tree.
- River.
- Who makes you laugh?
- The Restless Ape, J.R. Griss, The Carebear, Smella, Nooner, The Bacon stripper formerly known as Olaf.
- How many tattoos?
- None.
- What are you going to do tomorrow, with who?
- Ride down to TRL’s office to take pictures of him with his bike for an article on alternative commuting, then go to work and work on the bacon strip.
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